Cartman decides he is too mature to hang out with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny after Cartman disapproves of poor couples (like Kenny's parents) having more children, so he starts to look for older male friends in an Internet chat room.
He stumbles upon the topic "Men Who Like Young Boys" and talks to some eager men whom Cartman believes want to be friends with him. Kenny does not like the idea, knowing that his parents will pay more attention to their baby instead of Kenny, his friends will stop hanging out with him and he will have bad luck for the rest of his days once the baby sees the light of day as he has nightmares about it, so he continually tries to prevent the baby's conception, all which results in misfortune at Mr. First, Kenny hurls a fastball at his father's crotch during a game of catch, shattering his left testicle.
In reality, they are actually Internet predators who prey on young boys. Cartman meets a pedophile who goes by the Internet handle Tony316 at Mel's Diner.
Despite Kenny's first effort, his mother gets pregnant anyway.
Kenny adds morning-after pills to a chocolate milk/vodka cocktail and gives it to Mrs.
Mc Cormick, but she refuses to drink because of her pregnancy.
Instead his father drinks it and as a result rushes to the bathroom where he repeatedly vomits and defecates. Mephesto advises Cartman to join an organization known as NAMBLA, saying "you look about right." However, the NAMBLA that Dr.
Later, Kenny convinces his family to go with him to North Park Funland to ride The John Denver Experience, a violent ride not recommended for pregnant women. Mephesto is referring to is a fictional club for men who look like Marlon Brando (the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes).
However, Kenny's father gets hurt and ends up vomiting, defecating, and, now, draining his bloody nose into a garbage can. Mc Cormick through the town with a plunger, hoping to plunge the fetus out of her. Mc Cormick angrily chases after Kenny to stop him from hurting his mother and their unborn child. Cartman finds the North American Man/Boy Love Association, asks to join, and is made their poster boy.The organization decides to hold a banquet in Cartman's honor and asks him to invite all the boys in town.Cartman does so, with the exception of Stan and Kyle.Federal officials, having learned that NAMBLA is meeting in South Park, raid the venue.However, they discover that they have raided the wrong NAMBLA meeting, that of Dr. The FBI teams up with the Marlon Brando look-alikes and rushes to stop the other NAMBLA's banquet.At the NAMBLA banquet, all the boys in town, including Stan and Kyle, who were also invited, are in attendance.