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Also here's a very ungentle reminder that some of your favorite celebs (and hottest, *cough* Tim Riggins *cough*) are from Canada.

Now it transpires that Ok Cupid -- the dating website whose slogan is "We use math to get you dates" -- has been fiddling the figures in a series of experiments on its users.

The weird thing is, the site is openly bragging about it.

In a blog post unashamedly titled "We Experiment On Human Beings!

", founder Christian Rudder writes that "Ok Cupid doesn’t really know what it’s doing". The blog post details three experiments the dating site conducted on its subscribers. So is the openness to be welcomed, or should we view it a little more cynically?

CONAN: Y’ALL KNOW THE DATING SITE ASHLEY MADISON, RIGHT? [LAUGHTER] CONAN: ANDY, YOU USUALLY DON'T WEIGH IN AT THAT POINT. CONAN: THE DATING SITE, ASHLEY MADISON, WHICH BECAME FAMOUS FOR ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO CHEAT ON THEIR SPOUSES, HAS ANNOUNCED THEY'RE DROPPING THEIR OLD SLOGAN WHICH WAS "LIFE'S SHORT, HAVE AN AFFAIR." THAT WAS THEIR OLD SLOGAN. "BECAUSE YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T BLOW." THERE WAS THIS ONE.

THEY HAVE NOW REBRANDED THEMSELVES WITH A NEW SLOGAN THAT SAYS, "FIND YOUR MOMENT." YEAH. APPARENTLY THEY'RE CONSIDERING A TON OF OTHER SLOGANS AT ASHLEY MADISON BEFORE LANDING ON "FIND YOUR MOMENT." WE GOT A HOLD OF A COUPLE OF THEM. "WE LIVE ONCE, THEN IT'S A DIRT NAP SO SCREW AWAY." AND THEN THERE WAS "BECAUSE IT'S FUN TO BANG YOUR NEIGHBOR IN A LIBRARY PARKING LOT." AND "WHERE THE DISCREET SOPHISTICATED LOTHARIO GOES TO GET SOME STINKY ON HIS DINKEY." AND THIS ONE "DON'T KEEP YOUR BADLY-LIT BATHROOM DICK PIC ALL TO YOURSELF." WHICH IS REALLY—THERE WAS THIS ONE "NOW IT'S 4% MORE FEMALE ACCOUNTS THAN WORLD OF WAR CRAFT.” AND OUR BOTS WILL LOVE YOUR AVERAGE SIZE PENIS.

ASHLEY MADISON, "BECAUSE YOUR SPOUSE BLOWS." THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE.

THE SAFE DISCREET WAY TO LOSE CUSTODY OF YOUR CHILDREN.

If you're like Lena Dunham, or all the other people on the internet who are packing up their bags and getting ready to move to Canada in case Donald Trump wins the presidency, have I got some great news for you!

Thanks to a brand spankin' new dating site called Maple Match, you can get a leg up on the surge of competition in the Canadian dating market and start getting introduced to sexy Canadian singles before you cross the northern border.. Finding true love in a place where you can be happy is not a joke.

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