It's not something that most people have a ton of experience doing, so when it does happen there's a lot of, "Um, is this it?
We'd used a lot of lube and were really getting into it until we noticed a horrible smell. My partner pulled his penis out quickly and got in the shower to rinse off.
Apparently, we used too much lube and our love-making turned into some sort of freaky colonoscopy/sloshy enema colonic. He was almost crying as all that liquid poop washed away from him while I was still cleaning off the mattress as I tried not to throw up.
This forever cured me of my need for anal sex." —Becca, 322.
"I had forgotten that I had stopped by the Indian lunch buffet earlier that day and feasted upon chana masala and palak paneer.""Me and my boyfriend wanted to spice up our sex routine and try it in the butt.
In order to preserve his dignity, and out of a level of paralysis about what to do, I proceeded with the light touch and was left with dirty fingers.
We never made it to the next level." —Louise, 27 5.
" He pulled out way too quickly and a flood of crap started pouring out of me .""I was hooking up with a guy freshman year of college at his parent's house because they told us they'd be away for the weekend.
I'd always wanted to try anal and it was one of those weekends where you're just feeling up for anything.
Unfortunately, I had forgotten that I had stopped by the Indian lunch buffet earlier that day and feasted upon chana masala and palak paneer, and I accidentally pooped on his bed after we did anal.