You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. [email protected]# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
You are rubber, I’m glue, what ever you say, I bet I will f**k you. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. Roses are red, violets are blue, NOW GET UR ASS IN THE VAN!!!!
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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